Horsetan

I'm working on it....

My client.

Must be a Lancia of some type.

You could bag all the ash and flog it as scenic material for layouts....

A Maxon near-equivalent is also a good idea if you can get one - they are supposedly a bit more robust than Escaps.

Well, obviously, but I was slightly surprised to see the Church appearing to condone it. What's the official line the Church is taking on this?

That's why we have arsonists. If you absolutely must keep your stove or fireplace, and are thinking about alternatives to wood, might I suggest this? ...and the beauty of it is that there is an almost inexhaustible supply of the stuff from your nearest riding school, livery yard, field......

That is s.e.x on a stick.

I thought drink was one of the seven deadly sins?

Just been told that another one of my clients has died. She was 92, I think, and appeared to be in excellent condition given the circumstances.

Presumably it had enough room for the shopping.

Because you're worth it.

I think you'd have better results with Belgian beer....

Maybe not. The Schools cabsides slant inwards.