RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted July 11, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11, 2012 Been thinking about your predicament. What you need to do is find a dairy farmer with very tall cows and extremely clumsy milk maids. Then set yourself up supplying him with (you are one step ahead of me) very large indestructable stools Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Hale Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Are a pair of Marigolds out of the question? Tim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted July 11, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11, 2012 Are a pair of Marigolds out of the question? Tim Won't Marigold object? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Colin_McLeod Posted July 11, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 11, 2012 I was looking for finescale but I seem to be on the wrong thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Stafford Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Never encountered a 'tough job' that a bamboo cane from the garden never sorted out. Always stick it back in the same spot post-task - bumper crop of strawberries off that plant every bloody year! Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raffles Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Just stumbled upon this thread and now I've dried my eyes... Mickey is on the money here but I would suggest that zider would only make things worse. Eight pints of Guinness a day and all you have to worry about is black treacle. Problem solved, or should I say, dissolved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Siberian Snooper Posted July 12, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12, 2012 6 pints of 6X or a the first couple of pints of Bass from the pipe, works for me, it's all over in a splash SS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim49 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 A good curry from our local Indian restaurant works wonders for me. It's getting home in time afterwards that's the worry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Just stumbled upon this thread and now I've dried my eyes... Mickey is on the money here but I would suggest that zider would only make things worse. Eight pints of Guinness a day and all you have to worry about is black treacle. Problem solved, or should I say, dissolved. :stinker: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiebrfan Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 What about a pair of those long handled BBQ tongs? Work wonders on the overlarge brown blindeyed mullet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Welly Posted July 12, 2012 Author RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12, 2012 ^^^ Until the day those tongs gets used for their intended purpose! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Guys, man up, show the turd who is the boss. If you can't manage that, this is the recipe we use for brussel sprout curry: http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/brusselssproutscurry_84938 Guaranteed to reduce even the most rambunctious offering to a fine brown mist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ..... this is the recipe we use for brussel sprout curry: http://www.bbc.co.uk...outscurry_84938 We are cooking with gas!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 We are cooking with gas!! Yup, that curry will certainly give enough to run a hob off for a few hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Never encountered a 'tough job' that a bamboo cane from the garden never sorted out. Always stick it back in the same spot post-task - bumper crop of strawberries off that plant every bloody year! Dave. A Stool cue, so to speak? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted July 12, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2012 I was looking for finescale but I seem to be on the wrong thread. Nope, definitely coarse scale here. Love that "smiley"!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold 96701 Posted July 12, 2012 RMweb Gold Share Posted July 12, 2012 6 pints of 6X or a the first couple of pints of Bass from the pipe, works for me, it's all over in a splash SS If you think that the bottom has dropped out of your world, drink Draught Bass and let the world drop out of your bottom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted July 12, 2012 RMweb Premium Share Posted July 12, 2012 Guys, man up, show the turd who is the boss. If you can't manage that, this is the recipe we use for brussel sprout curry: http://www.bbc.co.uk...outscurry_84938 Guaranteed to reduce even the most rambunctious offering to a fine brown mist. Rings of fire or ring on fire? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhBBob Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I foolishly left my stool in Burton Town Hall after the 7mm NGA 'do' - if you'll pardon the expression. Yesterday I collected it from Grantham, cleaned it because it was filthy and shall now fit a homing device ready for Northampton Have I misunderstood the question ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunbeam.20 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I was in the hardware store this morning, there is a tool called a "log splitter". Would this do the job? Matthew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhBBob Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I foolishly left my stool in Burton Town Hall after the 7mm NGA 'do' - if you'll pardon the expression. Yesterday I collected it from Grantham, cleaned it because it was filthy and shall now fit a homing device ready for Northampton Have I misunderstood the question ? Now I understand. What is needed is a screw thread at the orifice; this performs two functions (oops) 1. the departing article spins to ease its downward passage; 2. a point is formed thus avoiding the orifice closing with a bang.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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