EddieB Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 So how come a pig got into some of Tesco's burgers as well? Was Lester riding the horse? (What a load of Crep-ello). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieB Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Tescos have removed the burgers from the frozen counter... They are now on a shelf next to the glue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
69843 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Modeller Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Phew, after reading all those jokes and eating a burger I feel a bit knack*r*d myself Will jockeys who have eaten these burgers be allowed to race without a horse? Jockeys who have eaten these burgers will have to compete in the too horse race. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Delamar Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Boris Johnson spent a pony at Tescos in Chelsea, on burgers and look what happened to him; he turned into the The Mare of London ! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Man arrested for burgering horses! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Modeller Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Children's Logic: Little Freddy asks his mother after his first day at school - "Mummy, there's a little girl in our class who wees and poos all over the place whenever she wants to - do you think they will make her into burgers too?" ....................... These new burgers have a very short shelf life. Just line them up neatly for a few seconds - and they're off! ....................... Many people like the idea of eating horse meat in burgers, according to the latest Gallop poll. ........................ The scare is over - apparently the Irish Health Minister thought the health inspector said " some old whore's meat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Apparently, when they ask at the Tesco's cafe if you want anything on your burger, a fiver on the nose isn't the right answer. To buy Tesco burgers, or not buy Tesco burgers? That is equestrian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Automated message at Tesco self check out " Unexpected meat - please put your horse meat in the burgering area" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I think it could be said that Tesco are flogging a dead horse..................! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 This burger tastes like a Shire Horse! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Horse racing meat here today! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium skipepsi Posted January 17, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 17, 2013 I think it could be said that Tesco are flogging a dead horse..................! I think they have stopped now................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Tesco burgers are reportedly low in fat, but high in shergar. Oops...just noticed post 47. Sorry Phil! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Happy Hippo Posted January 17, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted January 17, 2013 I don't have a joke about horse burgers.................. but Aldi have a special buy of Venison meatballs in their stores today. £1.99 for 12. Does anyone else think that is a little dear? Regards Richard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Natalie Graham Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I don't really care I'm so hungry I could eat a.... Oops! The Co-op used to have packs of roast beef with horseradish sauce. Of course that didn't fit on the itemised till receipt which abbreviated it to 'roast beef with horse'. If you looked on the pack it said 'Produce of France' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 The competition hots up The is not just a Horse Burger, this an Equine Burger from M&S Taste the difference - The Sainsbury's Horse Burger The Shetland Pony Burger from Tesco - every little helps! Find Horse Burgers cheaper at Sainsburys, Tescos or Morrisions - just trot down to your ASDA and we will refund the difference. Waitrose - Everyone deserves good quality horse burgers XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Natalie Graham Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It is bad enough that they had horse meat in them but imagine if it had been bits of dead cow in there? Just think of the fuss that would have caused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 And we now go over to John McCririck at Ascot, for coverage of the Tesco Steaks XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted January 17, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted January 17, 2013 I don't have a joke about horse burgers.................. but Aldi have a special buy of Venison meatballs in their stores today. £1.99 for 12. Does anyone else think that is a little dear? Regards Richard Not the 6 stags with a very funny walk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme3300 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 SHERGAR BUM (Post 21) - Surely you're just trying to stirrup trouble! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BromsMods Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 It looks as though the nation has found a new stable diet! However, it's not just Tesco which should be flogged to death. I gather that there's a Lidl bit of horse in Aldi burgers found in Iceland as well!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete 75C Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I've been in touch with the Deltic Preservation Society and there is no truth in the rumour that D9015 Tulyar is to be renamed Tesco. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armchair Modeller Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 The saying "couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery" will now be replaced by "Couldn't organise a horse meet in an abbatoir" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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