RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted February 8, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 8, 2013 At least they can say there's no chance of getting mad cow disease from eating their products. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted February 8, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 8, 2013 To combine two recent events. "A Horse! a Horse! My Kingdom for a horse!".... Not the time to get hungry now, Richard! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
45609 Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 [Racing commentator] "And it's Tesco first away from the gates with Lidi following hot on it's heels, and Findus closing the gap fast". If Findus wins it would be a good name for a new build Deltic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dorset Wanderer Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Find us in the pet food aisle. S Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mow Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Findus hit by falling popularity according to Gallop poll...looking for a Newmarket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious NSE Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 "A Horse! a Horse! My Kingdom for a horse!".... I hear they're searching Tesco's car park for the bones of his horse... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold roundhouse Posted February 8, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 8, 2013 Whats your beef about horsemeat?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Findus have a new jingle for their ads: #"Champion lasagne sauce..."# Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mow Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Calls were made to withdraw another product were made after traces of seahorse were found in the fishfingers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Claude_Dreyfus Posted February 8, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 8, 2013 I always wondered why horseradish sauce was the perfect accompanyment for beef! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashcombe Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Apparently some cows are protesting about the f***ing horses coming over here and taking their jobs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 ! went into Tesco yesterday and purchased a beefburger, they asked me if I wanted anything on it? I replied yes a fiver each way please! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucket of Steam Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Told the wife I was thinking of getting another horsebox. She said no need there's plenty in the fridge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsetan Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Findus hit by falling popularity according to Gallop poll...looking for a Newmarket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
R A Watson Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Father (a retired butcher) was proposing to go and look up one of his old workmates. He reckoned that if he talked to him long enough he could get a complete Donkey leg! Wally Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium cornelius Posted February 9, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 9, 2013 Apparently the new recipe for the Findus lasagne is going to have extra marscapone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 11, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 11, 2013 How many times have we said "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"? Now we're all moaning about it...... Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-Jiff Kenobi Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Equine - to moan about horsemeat in one's burger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby Deltic Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I passed my first stool since eating Findus lasagne. It was good to firm, but soft in places. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted February 11, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 11, 2013 I've a nagging feeling that this thread is just too stable to be going good anytime soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Black Beauty - The chargrilled beef like burger from Tescos! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted February 12, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 12, 2013 I took my Findus lasagna back to the store because I thought it had zebra in it, it turned out to be the bar code. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenton Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses. I selected some burgers on the Tesco website. And then clicked ‘Add to cart.’ Those Tesco horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony. I used to work on the Tesco meat counter, but it was like flogging a dead horse. Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it goes on sale.’ Tesco would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for the D 'n' Neigh test. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Tescos for beef free specials - The Mane Course range! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Forget horsemeat, it's about time we were told exactly what kind of fish has fingers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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