RMweb Premium PhilJ W Posted February 12, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 12, 2013 Forget horsemeat, it's about time we were told exactly what kind of fish has fingers! The ones caught near the nuclear power station outflow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I ate a Tesco beef burger today, it left a foal taste in my mouth XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 13, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 13, 2013 How long will this one last before the Mods remove it? Welsh Lamb has been withdrawn from sale at my local supermarket - they've found human DNA in it....... Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fursty Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Bumped into a Scottish Chap in Tesco the other day, he doesn't understand what the problem is. In Scotland they have been eating horse for years and its NEIGH bother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 13, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 13, 2013 Just gave my daughter a portion of Findus Lasagne. It's the affordable way to give her that pony she's always wanted. Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
69843 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I can't grasp the horse meat problem. Down here, our meat is 100% beef-no bull! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckjumper Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Forget horsemeat, it's about time we were told exactly what kind of fish has fingers! According to one of my daughters, Barry does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 13, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 13, 2013 Thanks to Si for the link Tesco have rebranded their trains. http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd491/jimmy1977uk/pd2885366_zps6eddf93d.jpg Cheers, Mick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted February 14, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 14, 2013 I Fancied a Shetland Pie for tea tonight but they only had Shepherd's, Fisherman’s and Cottager's Pies left! Kev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Claude_Dreyfus Posted February 14, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 14, 2013 Roses are red Apples are fruity Watch your lasagne It might be Black Beauty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Claude_Dreyfus Posted February 14, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 14, 2013 A horse walks into a bar. The barman stops him and says 'sorry mate, you're too late, we're on to Oscar Pistorius jokes now, go sit with Richard the Third and the Pope over there'... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuoitsPlayer Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Tesco = Every-neigh Value Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachmann Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The sheep at a Welsh leasure centre had been smoking cannabis before going into lamb hotpot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium Ian J. Posted February 15, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 15, 2013 Are Tescos going to be awarded a Nobull prize this year? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Tesco horse meat found in Russian meatorite! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombe Barton Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 There's a new cookery weekly partwork out in Tesco's It's called The Racing Post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve1 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Most people want to know what they are eating a Gallop poll revealed earlier today... steve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Dienstleiter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Tesco, like other supermarkets have a very strict code of staff conduct, they simply will not tolerate any horseplay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted February 15, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 15, 2013 B&Q are the latest chain to be caught up in the scandal. Their flooring dept. has lamb-in-it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crantock Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Just bought another Wrenn 4300 Findus Van on Ebay. Not got enough for a train yet but I can make up the numbers with a horsebox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLD Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 In the latest move, the instore cafe hasn't removed Cottage Pie from the menu, they have instead rebranded it 'Stable Pie'... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Dienstleiter Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 I was travelling up to town on the train yesterday and the two gents opposite (taking their kids up for a treat) were talking about the horseburger issue and without a word of exaggeration one of them said, "I bet this has been going on for donkey's years". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfsup Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Uh oh. With all the police cut backs going around or is it back cuts?...No wonder why certain forces don't want Sausage Rolls fed to the horses! (Thanks to UKCopHumour for finding this!) http://www.facebook.com/UKCopHumour/photos_stream?ref=ts#!/UKCopHumour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Uh oh. With all the police cut backs going around or is it back cuts?...No wonder why certain forces don't want Sausage Rolls fed to the horses! (Thanks to UKCopHumour for finding this!) http://www.facebook.com/UKCopHumour/photos_stream?ref=ts#!/UKCopHumour Talking of porkquine food.... XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 25, 2013 Talking of porkquine food.... XF I don't get this one, can you explain it ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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