RMweb Gold roundhouse Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 25, 2013 So who's going to put some Ikea jokes on here then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 So who's going to put some Ikea jokes on here then? Ikea meatballs - now known as the norse horse course. (With thanks and due acknowledgement to @paullewismoney on Twitter.) Edited to add - the culprit? https://twitter.com/LilythePurr/status/305999768109346816/photo/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Phil Bullock Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 25, 2013 So who's going to put some Ikea jokes on here then? Havent we already had "I could eat a norse at the smorgesbord"? Just say it quickly..... Phil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold BoD Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 25, 2013 So who's going to put some Ikea jokes on here then? You will have to collect them from the shelves and build them up yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium John M Upton Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 25, 2013 Stunned by two things that have been revealed by all this: 1 - School dinners actually contained 'meat'. The stuff that was alledgely described as such when I was a schoolboy back in the 1980's certainly didn't resemble any meat I knew! 2 - There are no Swedes in Swedish Meatballs?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted February 25, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 25, 2013 Sheep's Fries – Too big to be true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I don't get this one, can you explain it ? Food for "Pigs"! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Phil Bullock Posted February 26, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 26, 2013 Ve von't be viking these any more then..... Phil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold chris p bacon Posted February 26, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 26, 2013 Food for "Pigs"! Charming. I thought this was a "joke" thread. I hope you don't need the help of the Police at some time in the future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Charming. I thought this was a "joke" thread. I hope you don't need the help of the Police at some time in the future. Please look back ay my orginal post it was very much tongue in cheek and why I used the word Porkquine rather than the latter. I hope that has covered by back with you Mr Bacon or are you still sizzling? XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 And in related news... http://newsthump.com/2013/02/26/ikea-sofa-found-to-contain-traces-of-rocking-horse/ (Any similarity between this site and the homepage of a certain well-known news organisation is entirely coincidental...they tell me...) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold SHMD Posted February 26, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted February 26, 2013 ^ Cracking find that David. Thanks for the chuckle, Kev. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG John Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 And in related news... http://newsthump.com/2013/02/26/ikea-sofa-found-to-contain-traces-of-rocking-horse/ (Any similarity between this site and the homepage of a certain well-known news organisation is entirely coincidental...they tell me...) Oh dear. I have a home made sofa that contains horse! This isn't a staged photo in response to this post. Honest! It got put there last night as I couldn't think where else to put it while I was tidying up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium newbryford Posted February 27, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 27, 2013 Horsemeat has been discovered in IKEA meatballs. There's a joke in there somewhere, but you'll have to assemble it yourself. Cheers, Mick (Thanks Mike for the text) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 ^ Cracking find that David. Thanks for the chuckle, Kev. You're welcome, Kev. Do keep an eye on the Newsthump site. In my view, it has some of the best satire on the 'net. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium TheQ Posted February 27, 2013 RMweb Premium Share Posted February 27, 2013 Since we all are effectively working on models of historical models of railways, how about a historical style joke? I say, I Say I say, what do you call dinner that has been burnt by the mother in law again? Black Beauty! I Thank You.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold colin penfold Posted March 8, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 8, 2013 I heard that some tack was found in with the meat. Tesco spokesman tried to play it down, he said it was only a bit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adams442T Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I heard that some tack was found in with the meat. Tesco spokesman tried to play it down, he said it was only a bit! Just when you think it's going to drop off the 1st page, Colin strikes again. Who said the Music Hall was dead and gone, it's alive on RMWeb! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 This thread is full of misteaks! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PGC Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 No horse meat has been found in a Waitrose burger, although a little polo pony has been noticed........... Waiter, I've found some beef in my horse radish. Should I be worried? PGC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
APOLLO Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
coachmann Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 With a big cull on the cards, Woodolfthewednoseweindeerburgers next, the food of kings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold The Stationmaster Posted March 8, 2013 RMweb Gold Share Posted March 8, 2013 With a big cull on the cards, Woodolfthewednoseweindeerburgers next, the food of kings. Actually the local branch of Tesco had venison burgers on sale a couple of weeks back - very heavily reduced and with a picture on the packet that looked a bit like a horse with a pantograph. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerces Fobe2 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 How do you get a foal to sleep ? Read it an ox tale! XF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Here's my 5 cents worth of bad humour... The racing fraternity have always said it's "Horses for Courses" and now we know perhaps its not 'aintree' but 'entree, that they meant... ? Perhaps I should just quitely leave through the kitchen exit and let the wags here get on with it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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