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Regularity

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  1. Can someone feed the poor hamster again. RMweb seems to be on a right go-slow today

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      Regularity

      Fewer, not less…

       

      (Pedantry isn’t funny, apparently, although to be pedantic, not everyone agrees with that.)

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  2. Can someone feed the poor hamster again. RMweb seems to be on a right go-slow today

  3. CKPR has taken the first steps into 7mm modelling...more details to follow on the pre-grouping forum.

  4. What's the age definition for being middle aged then.

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      Regularity

      If life expectancy at birth is 84, then the answer is 42...

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  5. Why is it that you only notice the spider in the bath after you've got in with it?

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      Regularity

      You sure it’s a spider, and not simply your merkin floating about?

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  6. ll I have just recived my 101th job rejection. Feeling very despondent with the direction my life is going.

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      Regularity

      I dealt with this by not counting, but keep going as you will eventually get something.

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  7. Parcelforce: taking the joy out of online shopping.

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      Regularity

      I have been ask to provide exactly the same information for the purposes of VAT on import as is on the packaging.

      As it happens, this seems to have been “outsourced” to UPS.

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  8. Hot glue gun just stopped working while I was using it and now won't restart :resent:

     

    Have had to order a replacement. Fortunately the Iroda one I had was a branding of a generic design, so there was another of the same type with a different branding on Amazon.

     

    My loco storage box rebuild will now have to pause for a few days.

  9. What's so complicated about Ohm's Law?

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      Regularity

      I am sure there will be an ample supply of shocking puns, just as long as this remains current, and people conduct themselves properly.

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  10. Forgive me for I have sinned, I have purchased a Hornby point.

  11. Tesco had a display of Easter mini-eggs today.

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      Regularity

      Local branch of MacColls was putting up Easter Egg display on Christmas Eve.

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  12. I'm working on a loco chassis whilst Madam is assembling flatpack furniture for her mam and dad, well she is a master joiner's daughter and knows how to wield a screwdriver..;..

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      Regularity

      Doesn’t that mean her dad taught her everything she knows?

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  13. Still waiting on the Hermes delivery for Christmas....

  14. Awww... Do I have to come back from the 1940s now? But I prefer the music, fashion and railways? Oh please?

  15. Awww... Do I have to come back from the 1940s now? But I prefer the music, fashion and railways? Oh please?

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      Regularity

      D0ng? Well, some view it as a coarse euphemism for a man;s ######.

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  16. The mods work in mysterious ways.

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      Regularity

      The topic moderator can see the post, along with the reason for deletion. Ask them nicely to have a look for you.

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  17. I'm feeling like Mr. Creosote after that dinner.

  18. My Firstborn is 16 today, how old do I feel?

  19. I appear to have an obsession with driving van trailers, I wonder what caused it...

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      Regularity

      Why do you like driving them, these van trailers?

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  20. Marmite flavoured Brussels Sprouts. Anyone?

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      Regularity

      A Venn diagram with a very small intersection...

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  21. I know I said I had enough Jubilees, BUT yesterday another one turned up 11 is enough

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      Regularity

      The LMS didn’t think so: you’ve got another 180 to go...

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  22. I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

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