ginger j

a partridge in

Mother wouldn't agree

Shhh! It's a secret MOD plan to confuse the enemy with lifesize Action Man figures............

(Or is my imagination running away too far?) 

A farmer met up with his computer geek friend in a cafe. The computer geek said,

"I need some more RAM to boost performance of the new PC." The farmer, only half listening, replied;

"How long have you been sheep farming, then?"

(Inspired by my more tech-savvy friends' conversations, but apologies if it's been posted before recently)

Should've Said No - Taylor Swift

, a rather inefficient

I hope the infernal Black Friday scourge doesn't penetrate too deeply into the British sensibilities - all those heading for the shops, good luck!

I fear it may be too late - reading an article on the scenes across the UK I suspect that the end of the world is near (such was the carnage!). No clue why people where so desperate for cheap TVs that will probably have smashed screens due to rough handling. I just feel sorry for retail staff......

they are the hunters, we are the foxes

I have to say, that parcels railbus certainly looks the business - for some reason I am imagining it in Royal Mail red alongside a 128! 

in Hill Valley

past kippers slipping

in 'Doctor When'

Bad Blood - Taylor Swift

were discussing otters

with toasted snail

but they never blind me (me)

Hello? One pizza,

stamped in Scarborough

a.k.a Bognor Regis

of finest silver

are scientifically soluble

due to incompetence

causing potential explosive

I always suspected that I was old beyond my years....but not by about 23 years! Apparently I have the mental age of 39......... but I'm 16......

other forced civilities