I recall Norman Solomon saying that "Ballast is heavy - so expensive to transport; as a consequence they'd get it from as local a source as possible"; therefore it makes sense to consider (or invent) what would've been available in the local area.
HTH
Brian
HMG should send them texts:
"Dear filth, we hope you like the Ruskies cos' that's your new home - your Passports have been cancelled, permanently - as have any pensions you may have been entitled to (but hopefully you won't live that long anyway)"
By "second house" I was thinking more of those that have a main property plus a second one on the coast etc. that they only use perhaps a few times a year, rather than a rental property.
"Leftover Cake"??
What's that?
Hippo @Happy Hippo has realised that Midland Locos really are the finest after all
Puppers @PupCam has bought a Harley
Q @The Q has swapped his boat for a Unicycle
Fraggle @New Haven Neil is emigrating to Skegness
iD @iL Dottore has discovered that Beans on Toast really is the Food of Gods after all
The Wing Commander @Dave Hunt has discovered he's scared of heights
Our resident Drug Dealer @Erichill16 has discovered Opera
Our resident woofums Ben has become vegan
@Grizz has entered a Monastery
and Baz @Barry O has become a Lollipop Man
Apart from that it's business as usual......