Regularity

Rosencrantz, meet Guildenstern.

Until six weeks ago I'd never seen a Police car chase. I've now seen three.

The Krunchy Kobras of Kentucky

Why is it fur when it is on the pet but hair when it is on the floor?

A two hour wait in the queue to get in the Pandora shop in Bicester village, what's that about.

Would Sir like a D-Max with that?....,

If I keep putting off buying something that I want, does the eventual purchase have that much more pleasure attached, or will I simply miss out because I've left it too late?

Pah! Missed 46100 on the ECML this morning.

Has just been told by a lady that "You are so efficient". That lady was not my wife!

just bought another 60, oops.....

it pays to complain got £5 back off amazon

well i think i need to seperate my breakdown cranes, i put my two red cranes in the shed last night and found them with a BR Black one, who knew cranes could multiply like that

All I said was that this piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah.

Why does the post editor work so badly on an iPad?

My hovercraft is full of eels..

Is having a charming travelling experience stood in the vestibule of an XC Voyager and guess what? The toilet is working!!!!

Heading south today for the Brighton MRC Exhibition.

I forgot all about the small cut on my index finger. And then I rubbed salt onto the baking potatoes...

I forgot all about the small cut on my index finger. And then I rubbed salt onto the baking potatoes...

The Rose of The Shires...

The Rose of The Shires...

The Rose of The Shires...

Featherstone....

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

Gobble-de-goook, mumbo jumbo, double Dutch, bolleaux.