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  1. RMWeb and Warners are pleased to announce that Andy Y has finally agreed to do a tasteful naked calendar to hang in your railway room

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Enough tomato sauce makes anything tasteful

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  2. RMWeb and Warners are pleased to announce that Andy Y has finally agreed to do a tasteful naked calendar to hang in your railway room

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Not because O gauge coaches to hide your manhood are quite expensive?

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  3. Sex and violence on Sunday evening TV with a 96 year old.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Welcome to the amazing world of German grannies

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  4. 3 winds to the sheep

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Drunk enough to think my wife was Claudia Black, and too drunk to do anything about it.  

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  5. I thought that I was the one that would get sent to the naughty step for pointing out that the  'Status' facility was for fun/daft/current news comments and not a dating service. Nope. So my status is intact (hopefully). 

    1. Boris

      Boris

      It's my naughty stair and there's not enough room for social distancing, you get to sit in the umbrella stand

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  6. Please use the Message icon/button on people's profiles to send a Private Message rather than the 'Write a public message to member' box that you keep using. It seems everyone but the intended recipient gets to read it! I know it's hypocritical of me to send you the message this way but it's done to illustrate the problem.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I need a hug if you're offering?

       

  7. Starting with Network Rail on Monday!

  8. Starting with Network Rail on Monday!

  9. Come on Boris. Get well soon.

  10. Has anyone eaten my half inch chisel?

     

    1. Boris

      Boris

      It may be in my cat, its eaten a load of lamp brackets lately

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  11. Just spotted Boris. (The RMweb one, not the PM)

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Everybody needs a bit of Boris

  12. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Not to be confused with the worlds most famous signalman

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  13. Breaking news: Major Admin Annoyance Method Reinstated!

    1. Boris

      Boris

      You're only jealous I've had more fan mail than you

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  14. Watch out @Borisholiday booked in Whitby early August :)

  15. Watch out @Borisholiday booked in Whitby early August :)

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Hurrah, beer may be required and comparing notes on Scoobys.

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  16. Dismayed to see that I haven't earned any warning points. Must try harder :jester:

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Warning points are for when you are very naughty, like accusing the admins of having no hair or summat.

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  17. The Warning Points Score on your Profile Page looks interesting.

  18. The Warning Points Score on your Profile Page looks interesting.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      I've got to keep you lot on your toes some how!  It's like a badge of honour or an asbo.

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  19. Suddenly there appears to be quite a few people "Following" each other, will there be enough room for them and where are they all going to ?

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Careful now, if the one at the front stops it can cause rear ending

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  20. It's 10.30 on Monday morning, and I still don't have any Warning Points!  :declare:

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Running through the forum naked does it.

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  21. 24-48 hr site upgrade, will there be a Replacement Bus Service and if so which Administrator would be driving it ?

  22. So, I build a kit where the sprues are grey, and then prime the kit, in sprue grey, and then paint it in sprue grey. I must be missing something here.

    1. Boris

      Boris

      Not a bad idea that, now if only I wasn't such a tight git using one primer for everything ;)

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