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  1. Hurrah, the clocks go forward soon - that means an hour less rain!

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      All it means is that we'll be able to SEE it raining more often!

       

  2. RMWeb and Warners are pleased to announce that Andy Y has finally agreed to do a tasteful naked calendar to hang in your railway room

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    2. Northmoor

      Northmoor

      "We're going to need some considerably bigger buffers".

    3. snitchthebudgie

      snitchthebudgie

      Not sure it could ever be 'tasteful'?

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Enough tomato sauce makes anything tasteful

  3. made a nasty smell in the lift

    1. Claude_Dreyfus

      Claude_Dreyfus

      That's what sprouts do to you...

  4. Apparently Mrs Boris is now a Class 37 basher and "requires" a green O gauge one for Xmas.  Slightly scary

    1. Liam

      Liam

      You could try saying, “Only if you reciprocate?”

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      I can't imagine too many complaints if family members are "trained" ... .

  5. Don't suppose anyone has a smallish layout they fancy bringing to Goathland this weekend do they?  One of my guests has dropped out at the last minute

    1. Mallard60022

      Mallard60022

      TRy Clive Mortimore

    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Love to mate, but am busy with family stuff this weekend ....

  6. Today Mrs Boris dislocated my shoulder...

    1. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      Was it deserved?

    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Rhetorical question?

    3. Jim49

      Jim49

      Be grateful it wasn't something else!  That would make your eyes water.

  7. Fascinating

    1. Captain Kernow
    2. Liam

      Liam

      You going for the top job again? 

    3. Boris

      Boris

      Heck no, beware cheap imitations!

  8.  The one where Boris huffs glue and shouts rude words on RMweb

    1. Liam

      Liam

      That’ll be Wednesdays at 12:00... 

    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      Mine’s a pint

    3. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      You've not narrowed down which episode that was much.

  9. Has anyone found my trousers?

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      The winds blowing high, is it?

       

    3. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      You had them on at the start of the party. 

    4. Kylestrome

      Kylestrome

      Are you sure they didn't walk off on their own?

  10. 3 winds to the sheep

    1. mike morley

      mike morley

      As nissed as a pewt.

    2. Boris

      Boris

      Drunk enough to think my wife was Claudia Black, and too drunk to do anything about it.  

  11. Current news - Just finished a late shift and binged on red bull and biscuits, I feel great and I swear I can see the cat grow

  12. Went to confession yesterday, my wife told the padre about the mess I made in the lavatory and I got 5 hail marys for sins of the flush

    1. Hroth

      Hroth

      You KNOW you should have put the lid down...

       

    2. Huw Griffiths

      Huw Griffiths

      Before or after?

       

      Never mind ... .

  13. This can't be good, me posting relevant and almost intelligent questions

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    2. Metr0Land

      Metr0Land

      Who are you, and what have you done with the real Boris?

    3. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Please clarify the nature of the alleged relevant and almost intelligent questions.

       

    4. 69843

      69843

      Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse? 

  14. Starting with Network Rail on Monday!

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      Relief Bobby

    3. St. Simon
    4. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Have you done any bobbing with them before, Boris, or are you starting from scratch, signalling school etc.?

       

  15. Dobby has socks - Dobby is FREE!

  16. Can I come out the fridge yet?

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    2. gwrrob

      gwrrob

      Only if you turn the light off first.

    3. teaky

      teaky

      If I order two pints and you deliver three, will you charge me for five?

    4. Guest

      Guest

      Mr Neil would like a word...........

  17. That's it, I am having a name badge at work that says "Zorro" next year

    1. Liam

      Liam

      I hate to think that your colleagues have been confusing you with someone else with a similar name....

    2. RedgateModels

      RedgateModels

      I'm sure the mask and cape will look good on TV :)

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      The Hat, mask and cape will aso be a useful alternative to "Hat, coat and out..."

  18. Breaking news: Major Admin Annoyance Method Reinstated!

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    2. Boris

      Boris

      You're only jealous I've had more fan mail than you

    3. AY Mod

      AY Mod

      Well, if you've had one it's more than me!

    4. Worsdell forever

      Worsdell forever

      The lives of the stars, spotted Piglet dropping his car off at the garage last night...

  19. Anyone from Scarborough or Cleveland model clubs on here?

  20. POTATO

    1. DougN
    2. KDG

      KDG

      Let's call the whole thing off!

       

  21. I'm off to write rude words in the dust

  22. So, I build a kit where the sprues are grey, and then prime the kit, in sprue grey, and then paint it in sprue grey. I must be missing something here.

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    2. Luke Piewalker

      Luke Piewalker

      I've built two red arrows hawks that came in red plastic, then primed them with grey before painting them red.

    3. LooseHead

      LooseHead

      I was told by a professional painter long ago to always use a different color primer and/or undercoat to the top finish - it is the only way you can be sure you have a complete and even coverage with your top coat(s). The trick is to find something different enough, but not detrimental to the colour you want. Sometimes it even helps coverage, like using white undercoat with yellow topcoat.

    4. Boris

      Boris

      Not a bad idea that, now if only I wasn't such a tight git using one primer for everything ;)

  23. There's something quite sexy about a blank control box top and a large supply of grid tape and switches!

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    2. chris p bacon

      chris p bacon

      Tell her to play with your toggle switch

    3. Hroth

      Hroth

      Mmmmmmmm!!!!

       

      Sticky tape!!!!

    4. PhilEakins

      PhilEakins

      Don't get out much then?

  24. New episode of Star Trek landed this morning - no modelling today

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    2. Captain Kernow

      Captain Kernow

      Oh, OK, thanks. That's us out of the equation, then!

    3. itsthegman

      itsthegman

      Discovery ?

       

    4. beast66606

      beast66606

      May the farce be with you

  25. Well, thats my contribution made to the Hornby announcements thread. More modelling and beer to do now

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    2. Hroth

      Hroth

      Definitely the wrong order...

    3. sem34090

      sem34090

      Boris, Tim - I never saw that kind of extrovert attitude in you! I'd rather not watch either of you 'modelling' though...

    4. Boris

      Boris

      I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants....

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