In pursuit of domestic harmony.....
Heard in households across the land...
'Sorry dear - do you have an emery board I can borrow?'
A few weeks later...
'You know that emery board you borrowed? Can I have it back?'
A few seconds later...
'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT???'
Ladies & gentlemen - a solution....Highly technical and involves a bit of 'misappropriation'...
1. Obtain some 'coffee stirrers' from your favourite coffee shop. Remove the rounded end if present and cut to a suitable length. (I get about three from each stirrer).. Take a suitable grade of emery paper/'wet n dry' etc & cut a suitably-sized strip off. Smear the ends of the sticks and emery paper with contact adhesive.
After a suitable drying time , wrap the emery-paper round the end of the stick. I always start on the mid-line of the wider side.
Result - a better-quality emery-board (you can use much finer grades than the board you buy in the shops). more versatile - I use different grades on each end. And domestic harmony is not threatened. In fact it can be improved by taking your partner to the coffee shop (and if your partner is female you can get more stirrers in a shoulder bag than in a pocket!
Just my two penn'orth...
Regs
ianm
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