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Maybe it's just me, but I wasn't half impressed when I first saw the packaging of our new CO alarms. First thing to read on the back of it is "With replaceable batteries." Then after the full stop, this time in bold, it says "Includes end of life indication" ...

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We had an impressive funny today in the restaurant. At the bottom of the stylish new summer menu - which appeared to be authentically channelling e e cummings -there was the heart warming message:

 

'please inform the waiting staff of any specific dietary requirements we will be happy to advise and alterations make to suit a 125% service charge applies'

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We had an impressive funny today in the restaurant. At the bottom of the stylish new summer menu - which appeared to be authentically channelling e e cummings -there was the heart warming message:

 

'please inform the waiting staff of any specific dietary requirements we will be happy to advise and alterations make to suit a 125% service charge applies'

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One hopes that that is merely a trypping eror...

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Maybe it's just me, but I wasn't half impressed when I first saw the packaging of our new CO alarms. First thing to read on the back of it is "With replaceable batteries." Then after the full stop, this time in bold, it says "Includes end of life indication" ...

Send that into The News Quiz on Radio 4.

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Maybe it's just me, but I wasn't half impressed when I first saw the packaging of our new CO alarms. First thing to read on the back of it is "With replaceable batteries." Then after the full stop, this time in bold, it says "Includes end of life indication" ...

Does it yell "GAS GAS GAS 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 DEAD DEAD DEAD"?

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