Chapter 1 - Dawn Raid Early one morning I was rudely awakened to a loud banging on the front door. Opening the door in my dressing gown and slippers I was confronted by two swarthy men apparently dressed in in 1970s British Rail inspector uniforms. They were very polite. Too polite.  “Good morning sir we have received reports of less than model behaviour at this address.”  “What kind of behaviour?”. “ Well I'd rather not discuss it on the doorstep if that's ok with you.”  I looke