The story so far. After years of playfully browsing eBay, buying up all sorts of mismatched 00 gauge  model railway track and rolling stock and putting it on parliamentary expenses, the chickens finally come home to roost in our hero's herb garden. Grassed up by person or persons unknown for crimes against finescale modelling, the charges are severe. They include TWO Evening stars, mixing  Eastern  and Western region coaches in the same train, getting the buffet car in the wrong position,