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  1. “Attention all hands – this is the purser”, “Cabins come fully equipped and if you wish to 'purchase' items from your cabin, the following charges apply :- bathrobe = €50, Kettle = 110, Coffee m/c = €130, Plaid = €80, Cushion = €50 each, Oreiller =€60.” “Items are charged in the currency of the last major port of call.”, “That is all.”

    1. SHMD

      SHMD

      “Additional”, “The Heads at intersection C3 remain off-limits until further notice.”, “Maintenance insist this is not their problem!”

       

    2. Northroader

      Northroader

      Sir, you nicked the soap from the Betelgeuse Hilton.

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