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A nice lazy start to the day (half ten get up), a bacon and tomato butty and two coffees. After such a perfect start what can possibly go wrong with the rest of the day? Now for a leisurely stroll around Tesco's.
SHMD
..guess who's on jankers duty now for buying too many sprouts? (and no guesses for what I'm peeling!)
Mad McCann
As soon as you said 'leisurely stroll round Tescos' my mind was overwhelmed by the sound of a critical third down play at an NFL play-off...
lol