A policeman was walking along a canal in Wednesbury and sees a young boy sat on the towpath crying.
Policeman – Are you okay?
Boy – No I ay, me mate’s fell in the cut
The policeman immediately dives in the water but after a few minutes searching is unable to find anyone
Policeman – I’m sorry I can’t find him, when did your friend fall in?
Boy – What yow gooin on about? Arv lost me mate off me sandwich!