Nelson Jackson

There's nothing like that moment when your brain goes 'I can buy this, and this, and this, and....oops, out of money already'

I have a prerecorded 10 minute sound file on my phone of my wife tutting, sighing, you don't need one of those etc that I play whenever I go in, it helps me not spend quite so much. Sometimes I just leave the phone in the car though

"you don't need one of those" = "that money could buy shoes"