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21 minutes ago, Deeps said:
Not my thing, although they seem to have a range of talents - I believe they also manufacture margarine and cheese slices etc.
It's perfectly possible to combine cheese and music.
S Club 7 and Steps both made careers of it.
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15 hours ago, ikks said:
Not a big fan of Bill Bailey but that is brilliant
Not a big fan of Kraftwerk. The only album of theirs that I'd buy is "Kraftwerk Unplugged".
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On 02/05/2024 at 11:40, Obi-Jiff Kenobi said:
He's clearly a pioneer of rap music,
It that "rap" with a silent "c".
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16 minutes ago, Ramblin Rich said:
Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf?
Oh, I wish. But the second line wasn't "Silver Swimming Certificate ". I also got a CV for the post of Quality Manager in which the applicant had spelled his job title as "Quallity Manager". (This was in the days when you got CVs in the post with a covering letter).
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6 hours ago, Sidecar Racer said:
This rejection that literally happened a minute after someone applied:
Sometimes something jumps out of a CV that makes you immediately reject the candidate.
I once had one across my desk (for an IT role) where the first line of the "Education and Qualifications" section read "Bronze Swimming Certificate".
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9 hours ago, Hroth said:
I wish someone would find that tape (or whatever) they have on the Mersey Ferries and drop the damn thing over the side!
Just in case anyone didn't realise the awfulness of the dirge.
Nearly 60 years? Ye GODS, ENOUGH!!!
I thought that song was about the man who ordered the building of the Stockport Pyramid...
His kingdom stretched from the burning sands of Disley to the orange groves of Cheadle.
His name? Pharaoh Krosta-Merses.
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3 hours ago, Steamport Southport said:
Well. They certainly drew the short straw when it came to backing band names!
The Blockheads? (Ian Dury &)
The Muffins? (Martha &)
The Commotions? (Lloyd Cole &)
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7 hours ago, Hroth said:
Just thought I'd share this pic of an amorous cactus.....
(You should have seen the other cactus...)
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48 minutes ago, luckymucklebackit said:Found this painting in the local charity shop, I think it may be a Constable!
I found this. I think it's a Turner...
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On 19/04/2024 at 11:58, Stray said:
I wonder how they got it out...
Difficult lie like that, my club of choice would be a pitching wedge.
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Swords of a Thousand Men - Tenpole Tudor
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An elderly couple went to the doctor, complaining that their sex life wasn't what it used to be. After sending them for various tests, the doctor met them again to explain the results.
"There's nothing really wrong with either of you," he explained. "It's just that your husband is a bit old for much of a sex life. But don't despair! We're involved in the trial of a new drug to aid male sexual performance. If you're willing to sign up to the trial, you can see how it works for you."
The couple agreed and signed the forms. The doctor gave them a bottle with one large blue pill in it.
"Take it with food," he said. "And please come back to let me know how it worked."
Several days passed and the couple were back to see the doctor again.
"How did it go?" he asked.
"Fantastic!" the wife replied. "As soon as he took it, he was like a wild animal! He swept all the dinner things off the dining table, threw me onto it and made such passionate love to me that the table broke."
"It isn't supposed to produce such a strong reaction," the doctor replied. "Sorry about the damage. I'm sure that the manufacturer will pay for replacements."
"It's OK," the lady said with a smile. "We won't be going to that restaurant again."
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The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades - Timbuk 3
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18 hours ago, Compound2632 said:
One thousand pages and this is the level we're at?
Some things don't improve with repetition. If you look at the amount of effort dung beetles put in to be satisfied, fulfilled little bugs at the end of it all they still spend all their time pushing balls of cr*p about.
(Is there a metaphor there?)
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1 hour ago, Steamport Southport said:
Where's this?!
I'm unattended.....
Milnthorpe, Cumbria. Near to the only set of traffic lights in the village.
Bear in mind you have to have enough hair to leave a mullet once it's been cut, so there might be a problem if you're not like this to start with...
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14 hours ago, Vistisen said:
Oh Cod, not again! nothing but fish puns for the next few pages.
What's the manta with that? Do you think we need to ray-z the tone above excruciating fish puns? Don't skate around the subject.
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2 hours ago, Ramblin Rich said:
Thankfully , this is the plaice for that kind of statement
And gags like that are whelk-ome too. That Rich, eel mussel in on any chances.
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SWMBO: "It must be a hairdresser's."
Me: "Or a fishmonger. "
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On a short break with SWMBO in the Lake District, and visited the South Lakes Safari Zoo. They have a rhino there with a head at each end...
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On 31/03/2024 at 22:23, 5944 said:
Matthew 18:20. And Jesus said: "For where two or three are gathered together in my railway room, I am there among them, AND I'M DRIVING."
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One here from The Defence Journal. It had me believing it for a minute.
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4 hours ago, TravisM said:
saw this today on a model railway shop facebook page and I nearly spat my cornflakes out. They are very, very naughty people
The problem is, that's quite believable, which is what makes it a good spoof. If it was really implausible no one would fall for it.
Like a merger of the EM Gauge Society with the Scalefour Society, for instance.
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Things that make you :)
in Wheeltappers
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Three hobbits and an Elf walked into a bar.
Legolas the Elf said:
Frodo said: "I'll get these, Leg. You're too p1ssed."