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hollywoodfoundry

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  1. Off to see some Formula 1 cars run round Milton Keynes! Nice!

  2. Dogs pocket money stopped until they've paid for the TV remote they've chewed up! ... Nah, not really. :)

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      Dogs chewed our digital set-top box remote, but you can't buy them as a spare. So I had to buy a new set-top box. Even so, only cost $40

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  3. Just found a reliable way ton the intrent. My mobile donggle

  4. Ár var alda þar er Ýmir bygði, / vara sandr né sær né svalar unnir, / jörð fannsk æva né upphiminn, / gap var ginnunga, en gras hvergi.

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      No, sorry, I don't know why your Grassmaster stopped working.

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  5. has just installed another font available in the drop down list of fonts when you're posting. It's called 'Invisible' and its just below 'Verdana' in the list.

  6. got my signed copy of snuff by sir terry pratchett today :-)

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      Just finished reading it on my wife's Kindle.

  7. has a clear conscience, or possibly a short term memory issue.

  8. Dropped my Bl**dy phone down the loo... and now its frazzled. At least the water was clean.

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      Now you can make phone calls at your convenience.

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  9. my head is full of feet, I keep putting my foot in my mouth!

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      Yeah, and I keep finding other people's feet in there as well.

  10. is pondering the best way to get back into the marital bed after 4 days sleeping on the sofa for breaking wind on the wife.

    1. hollywoodfoundry

      hollywoodfoundry

      Nothing worse than a Fluffy Blurter to upset the wifely substances.

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