The plot thickens.
Various 'Electrical' folk have 'phoned to say they will be here first thing Monday.
Meanwhile, an hour ago a huge vehicle arrived with another cooker.
Either they have little faith in their products and have sent a spare or have duplicated the order.
I pointed out that I had already had (and installed) a cooker and the two delivery men sighed and wearily loaded it back on the truck.
Helpfully, they told me that I "Shouldn't have said anything".