tomstaf

When you reach the port don't wind up the customs staff...

...and stilton?

Being very academic and drinking sherry. How the rest of the meal's going to be cooked sensibly I don't know. Just put the duck fat in for the spuds, with a warning that I can't spoonerise that in polite company.

they what??

Oh well might as well call the whole thing off then, only X-million down the drain

Weird indeed but when I was bound for Ripley at 8:30am I was not amused, infact I was fuming. I still can't believe they did this. The literature said "road closures" not absolute blockades. Be interesting to see how Borris felt being locked in County Hall for a while...

Anyway, after being allowed out at 12:05 instead of 4 I'm feeling more calm again now :-)