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Just had a new king-sized mattress delivered and have discovered that as 60 approaches getting it up the stairs is now beyond me.
Judge Dread
I can manage the stairs OK but at the top I cannot remember why I'm there.
Tim Hall
Why are you all on my yacht?
Horsetan
There are other things you can do with a king-size mattress. Apparently.
