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The Dorset Wanderer

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  1. When an elephant sprays you with water, does that mean you have been trunk-ated?

  2. The family have just left, this leaves several unfinished bottles of wine. What to do?

  3. Has managed to avoid Sprouts this year...

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      The family have left, leaving several unfinished bottles of wine. What to do?

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  4. George is much better today, seen his eplipsy doc and can be discharged after lunch

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      My granddaughter has suffered many seizures since being 5 days old-would echo your comments re NHS. The care and professionalism of all from 1st Paramedic to discharge is top notch. I know your feeling of relief as it can be the most terrifying experience especially with small children. Best wishes.

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  5. is standing in as a parent at grandaughter parents evening later this week, really looking forward to meeting the teacher who gave her lines saying "I must not pull faeces or stick my tongue out in class"

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      Did that and was asked what the new term FUBAR in computing was- youngest had spouted in class one day- and she had to be the sweetest young thing. Ah memories.

      Steve

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  6. Doing the night shift in the childrens wards with the baby, shes getting better but thank god for rmweb and phone teathering!

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      Very rewarding, been there with Granddaughter. Best wishes

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  7. Getting sick of this job hunting lark. I've done the described jobs for years, yet they still require a degree.

  8. Wunders whats with the Yellow postit note at the bottem of the page

  9. Wunders whats with the Yellow postit note at the bottem of the page

  10. First food in four days, Marmite and crisp sarnie.

  11. Just asked wether I would like a new career with La Senza! Things are looking up!

  12. eating bacon & egg, sadly not on the shovel but still nice :)

  13. Why can't glue dry faster?

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      The glue where you don't want it dries faster-Law of S**!

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  14. looking at my avatar I look like a pisshead for some reason. Might need to change it....

  15. Just one rule-Bring A Mug!

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      See my Blog http;//DORSET3MM.BLOGSPOT.COM/

  16. wonders how much trouble he will be in when the boss discovers that Boris Schumacher has blown the turbo on the brand new 61 plate van?

    1. The Dorset Wanderer

      The Dorset Wanderer

      Much the same as sectioning the autobox on an Audi on the M6 I would imagine!

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