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  1. Brit70053

    Received Christmas box bought from Hattons by my Wife today. Just puzzled as to why Royal Mail sent a parcel addressed to Durham from (Widnes) through Warrington via Dorset ??

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      DH postcode misread as BH?

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  2. neal

    BRM, FHM looks the same to me!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Nice buffers.

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  3. mozzer models

    what the point in doing the right thing by the book to then get a knife in the back

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Ah, death by a thousand idioms... :D

  4. petethemole

    Last day of work tomorrow after 30 years with the same outfit.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Is it not a bit threadbare by now?

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  5. 69843

    I. Hate. Exams.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Hopefully not a grammar exam.

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  6. 69843

    "Money / Get back / I'm all right, Jack / Keep your hands off my stack. New car / Caviar / Four-star daydream / Think I'll buy me a football team."

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      ...it's all dark.

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  7. halfwit

    5'

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      2, Eyes of blue...

  8. DavidLong

    "Killer freeze grips Britain" shouts the Express. Never knowingly understated . . .

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Never mind, half an aspirin will cure it; it does every alternate Tuesday in said rag...

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  9. 46444

    Is about to attempt an hair transplant with a static grass applicator :-O

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Careful where you put that grounding nail... :D

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  10. Jon020

    Am I the only person that thinks the new David Bowie track is possibly a spoof..? Surely he's not taking this seriously.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Developed from the Chubby Little Fat Man song on Extras. Apparently...

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  11. 46444

    Is about to attempt an hair transplant with a static grass applicator :-O

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Careful where you stick the grounding nail in... ;-)

  12. muddys-blues

    2mm FS or 4mm ooh what to do, what to do ?

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Nah, everyone does 2FS - do 5" gauge! :D

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  13. KevinWalsh

    SWMBO is doing Biscuits and Gravy for dinner Om nom nom nom

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Are you a dog? Biscuits and gravy?

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  14. kernowtim

    just seen Cadbury's creme eggs on sale,only 4 months to Easter

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      No, the Cadbury/Kraft rep has been pushing them since October!

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  15. Alister_G

    spent a happy hour with a continuity tester and three sets of christmas lights... Bah, Humbug!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Christmas lights only have a working life of 11.5 months. Didn't you know... ;)

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  16. Bon Accord

    Braving the ECML to try and get to Darlington today, assuming it's not all underwater!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      No, it was called Darlington because it was at one end of the Stockton and Darlington Railway. I can't remember what was at the other end...

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  17. Bon Accord

    Braving the ECML to try and get to Darlington today, assuming it's not all underwater!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      It's all underwater ;)

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  18. 2mm Andy

    why does writing meeting minutes take hours?!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Stop moaning and get on with it... :)

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  19. bcnPete

    Looking for a slot today to do wiring...unless something better comes along!

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Chicken!

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  20. NGT6 1315

    "I'm immortal again! Omnipotent again!"

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      You can get blue pills for that omnipotent thing...

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  21. (The) Youth

    Just eaten an 18" pizza

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Best thing for it. They make very poor hubcaps or table mats. I always eat mine...

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  22. Tony Simms

    Enjoying a nice glass of Chianti and Bowie's Young Americans.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      We're all getting older Phil, you, me and Mr Bowie (maybe, I think he might be in stasis right now)! :D

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  23. Tony Simms

    Enjoying a nice glass of Chianti and Bowie's Young Americans.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      No liver, human or otherwise!

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  24. Boris

    Latest news on the sex scandal - Morph outed as a playdophile

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Putty in yer hands...

       

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  25. Dave47549

    Radiation fills the void. Alan Turing, Clement Freud.

    1. Tony Simms

      Tony Simms

      Synchronise orbits in decay, they didn

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