lightengine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 'Gladly' my cross eyed bear, sat on the buffet car table watching all the A4's strut their stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted March 22, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22, 2017 , for goodness sake shouted Drummond, let's Beattie a hasty retreat before Adams sees what's going on. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 "Nae Referendum lads" said Reid, "We nae retreat. Rebuild the Waverley Route and advance to Carlisle." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted March 22, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22, 2017 Ecky thump, said Trump. We had better Urie along, before the Kirtley, Stroudley bunch get here and start Bulleid(ing) that young Stirling fellow Wainwright. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 too many loco superintendents spoil the broth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Ho ho, Mr Porter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 realised that his coal had been delivered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 down the line near Reedsmouth Junction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 naturally it was nowhere near his coal cellar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Realising this he went to the highlands of the Kent and East Sussex Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted March 22, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 22, 2017 X-raying the box that had been left beside the junction, the bomb squad declared it was perfectly safe, the contents were completely harmless, as all that was inside was Trumps brain! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyram Posted March 22, 2017 Author Share Posted March 22, 2017 Now that was a small box! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 xenophobic brain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Now heading towards Wales with his trusty Bradshaw's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 stuck up his a**e Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) "e ba gum," said Mugabe backwards. Edited March 23, 2017 by NorthBrit 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 some arseward intervention needed as his train ticket was in his Bradshaws Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Should have gone to Specsavers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 said Zimbabwe's Inspector of Tickets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium BSW01 Posted March 23, 2017 RMweb Premium Share Posted March 23, 2017 soon to be seen running for his life, once e'by gum had retrieved his ticket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 that really needed some perfuming now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Whilst all this was going on, on the Kyle Line Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) exceptional service was being provided by an old steamer Edited March 23, 2017 by lightengine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBrit Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Really excellent for something of the age of seventy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 you bet your sweet bippy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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