lightengine Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Eh ecky thump as they say in some places a bluebird with a flexi lexi. Welcome aboard me ole mucka. We tolerate anything here apart from deep fried haggis and cat stranglers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1uejay Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 So glad to hear that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 The cat strangling thing got a bit out of control at one point.....luckily the cat turned round and strangled the perp....Kismet..or Kit-e-Kat...who knows. As for deep fried haggis send it all to Mars..they know what to do with it. Welcome aboard birdie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Excellently put my dear Taff Manchoo. Bagpipes or Morris? The choice is yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Settle for the Morris any day of the year...mind you my old Fiat wasn't bad either. No comment on Lancia Beta Coupes..yes..I am the mug who bought a new one and watched it disappear back to the recycled U-boat it was made from within six months! Also had an Alfa Giuletta which worked for about two fabulous days a year...no wonder the Italian Police can't catch the Mafia [ which doesn't exist allegedly] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 You're not concerned about grown men dresses in garish clothing running around with big wooden sticks and waving hankies whilst rattling the bells on their ankles? It makes me nervous. Was the Lancia Beta just a test version like Windows Beta? Maybe thats where you went wrong. Is North Brit on another cruise? He seems to have been absent for ages. Hope Wales is still there in all this wind. Is Tonypandy any relation to Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Yes indeedy...Andy and Randy Pandy are indeed related to Tony..The Puppet Of The Valleys as he is known hereabouts. I think ALL Lancia Betas were test beds for that other wonder of the world Windows 10. Regarding the haggis muncher do they still do steerage class on Macfisheries Cruises? Twice round Leith Docks and a fried Mars Bar thrown in along with a jolly good Lowland V Heeland punch up. Those Jocks know how to live ye ken. By the way..who is Ken? PS...Wind gusting to about 410mph...leeks and wigs taking off everywhere. Edited February 8, 2019 by choo1choo Not enough data input Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Elsewhere the wind is manageable. I use Windex personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Your constitution speaks volumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1uejay Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Saving the 5th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Ha, 5th Amendment or the 5th column Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Nasty little commie spies eh?......still..could have been commis chefs...they can be deadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1uejay Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 Yes indeed, and Little Chefs the worst with their poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Great advertising for small chefs everywhere. You should eat more Caerphilly in future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1uejay Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Edam it! It was a risk but I thought I'd rennet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Transmogrifies milk into cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Emmental......does that really qualify as cheese?.Doesn't curl my toes or go down with a pint or two of Felinfoel. Now Colliers Vintage Cheddar...that is proper cheese washed down with at least six bottles of Tribute....Kernow's finest ale available even in darkest SW Wales. Your cheesy comments pleeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Even that surely can't compete with a good dollop of Stinking Bishop and a giggle & titter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Really!!!!...trust you to bring things down to gutter level! Curb those thoughts my trainless mechanical barmpot It is Sunday you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 What we need is Watneys, Jehovah Watneys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Singing...All Along The Watchtower....Go Jimi...play that thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Gonna have a serious earworm all day now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Well....marginally better than tapeworms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 suspect tape measures are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1uejay Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Right on, but large measures trump all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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