lightengine Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 yes thats her, but the name's Bond but don't call its a premium number Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 regarded by many as a very spooky number......bring back Whitehall 1212.........Haggis of the Yard is usually on duty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 you might have to start answering your previous posts soon, everybody seems to be busy watching Parliament c0ck ups Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 'Spect you're right....the whole of RMweb seems to be on a strange spooky sort of holiday. Could always do some modelling instead......contemplating a Gauge 1 layout of Jezzer's nut...trouble is it would be a one way line to hell with no chance of a return ticket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 There, you go and mention Jezza and todays Grauniad says he's in charge now. What could possibly go right? Blue passport anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Embargoed by Commissar Jez....Russian red only available in future.....Mourning Star says it's true so it must be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 'ere, not a single post for nigh on several days. Whats ganning on? We cannae have this. Get some words down here Taffy bhoyo, don't leave it to us Western men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Not the Great Western....PLEEZE........or is that wheeze? The best kettles in the world are by Russell Hobbs and William Stroudley....spesherlee them yellow ones..all that luvverlee gleaming copper..just like my hat when I go busking in Carmarthen Market. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 trust you to have a copper helmet. Do you rub it daily? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 You betcha...specially when the missus is out begging outside the Co-op. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Presumably other supermarkets are available to beg in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Naturally.....I can't recommend Pets at Home though...every little bit yelps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Spayed Poodles and water chestnuts is nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) Excellent too is hanging upside down in a pot of turnips...unless you are a Swede? Edited April 21, 2019 by choo1choo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Even though I am not from Schweden I am contemplating hanging upside down in turnips or trying bog snorkelling whilst wearing only a necklace of beetroot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Tout alors.....beetroot...it should be garlic mon sewer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Rarzer mon ami, I am vearink my stripey shirt of tee and my beret de tete. Anyone for a croissant? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 That was great TV....Croissants with Monsewer Benni and his Jets....not forgetting the gorgeous Miss Diane. Just watch that scenery shake and what superb acting...ooohh...them was the days Mary 'Opkins. If you have the chance to visit the Jewel in the Crown that is Cymru you could of course catch the gem that is Pobl y Cwm...you thought fine soap operas were dead?.No siree Bub..not here they're not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 To be honest visit the valleys? Pobl y not. However Penn y Cillin sounds like a nice place. Do Andy & Tony Pandy still live around there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Everybody who is anybody still lives up there boyo. Gladys Pugh has a day care centre for retired sit com actors in Pontypridd......they're all there...every stereotyped Welsh person from history. Taffy has a taffee factory in Maesteg and the Teletubbies live in splendour near Mountain Ash under a reclaimed spoil tip....They are lovely boys! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Say no more. How's Blodwen these days? Does she still harbour thoughts for Talbort? He likes to enter port Caerphilly with his tiller midships. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Stone the flippin' crows..you know Blodwen?....and you can still walk without a limp...you should be in defence for the Scarlets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Sosban fach! The Scarlets? It's the Chiefs down here. It's Teignmouth not Burry Port Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 The heartbreaking news is that Sosban....home of the £100 lunch...has bitten the dust. Most of Llanelli is in mourning..all 307 chippies are rejoicing...me.....couldn't give a fried Mars Bar. Polly Steps has never been the same since my dinghy racked up and rocked off back to Cornwall. I've never been the same since I emigrated to Cymru from Kernow. Well haute cuisine is wafting up the stairs...chips and egg...yum yum yum....time to vamoose.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 'ere don't bring Polly into this she needs to step up. Did you used to go cruising or wasn't it a cabin cruiser? I wonder if they go dogging. Maybe they call it sealing. I'm off for a glass of red and drown my Spurs sorrows. Sometimes I wish I hadn't been born in Norf lundun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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