choo1choo Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 (edited) No cabin cruiser for me my old Cockerney Sparrer......Water Boatman time...heave..heave. No...not heaving up...using oars...NO...not ...! Edited May 5, 2019 by choo1choo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 There you go again. Dropping your aitches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Saves dropping me drawers sweetie pie! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Evidently! Dropping your handbag might be dodgy whilst wearing a dry suit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Tried that one whilst trying to pick up a bar of soap in the showers.....never again ...soap gets in your eyes.....used to love that by the The Platters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Something here inside cannot be denied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Dat soup gets in your eyes....all 57 varieties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 should think the croutons would irritate your eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) Saw him on Red Dwarf....didn't realise there was more than one......are there 57?.......robots are red...Lister is blue....Holly is cute...how about you? Edited May 19, 2019 by choo1choo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Understand not one iota. Never watched the dwarf of red thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 Golly....one has missed a treat......witty...pretty and gay....well....not gay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 You make that sound like a tv presenter. Hmm which one is pretty, witty and gay? Ok I give up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Practically all of them sweetie pie.........except that nice Julian Clary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 You can chase me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 eleven yards down a dark alley and still be perfectly safe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 evidently 10 yards would be a bit iffy. I'm 9 yard champion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 NOBODY has got 9 yards to boast about.........even Errol Flynn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Now now, 'ave you been peeping me old cocker? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Really matron...this is descending into utter filth!.......LUVVERLY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Yearning for filth are you boy? You'll be as happy as a pig in with a bit of weathering powder. Get down the valleys bhoyo and roll in the coal dust Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 The coal dust...like my bank balance...has sadly disappeared down the nearest sinkhole. Happily the leek farms have vacant spots in their furrows for people such as myself to go a rolling in the gloaming.....such fun in the drizzle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 enthusiasm seems to be waning here, just wait until Waynetta finds out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 That was a very fine quip me old fruit bat...Slobs rule ko. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightengine Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 'ow very nice to see you old chap, it's just like the old days, the 2 of us posting on here. How's Blodwen these days! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
choo1choo Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 She's looking forward to going to Cardiff with me tomorrow........plenty of hay in for the horse and we've greased up the wheels on the wagon. Reckon it should take no more than three days to get there providing there are no loose cows on that there motorway. Does get a bit lonely on here though don't it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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