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Little girl blue,

Come blow on your horn,

Wagner’s in Poland,

and the Clangers have gorn.

Grone....

 

You can tell its a miserable Saturday in early December, can't you!  :jester:

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Even I, with “Smut” as my middle name, is going to refrain from going down (ooer, missus!) that path...

Oh go on, you missed the chance to admire her embonpoint too...

 

Right, I'm for a cup of tea and a scone.

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Even I, with “Smut” as my middle name, is going to refrain from going down (ooer, missus!) that path...

 

Possibly it was you Tom Lehrer had in mind ...

 

All books can be indecent books, but recent books are bolder

For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the eye of the beholder

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd

I could tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of Oz, what a dirty old man!

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These Richard Wagners - I think we should be told: are they in someway related ?

 

attachicon.gifRichard Wagner.jpg

 

(here I am sneaking a click or two into RMweb when I'm supposed to be writing Christmas cards :mail: )

dh

 

Nice try...

 

It's a very common surname. Etymologically, it's derived from old German meaning "wagon maker" - in English, Wainwright.

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These Richard Wagners - I think we should be told: are they in someway related ?

 

attachicon.gifRichard Wagner.jpg

 

(here I am sneaking a click or two into RMweb when I'm supposed to be writing Christmas cards :mail: )

dh

 

Just don't send these out as Christmas cards by mistake.

 

 

Nice try...

 

It's a very common surname. Etymologically, it's derived from old German meaning "wagon maker" - in English, Wainwright.

 

And the greatest of them all ...

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Can't help with the verb, I'm afraid, but I do have an enormously long composite .....

Quite.  She maintains it's first class throughout.

  

I remember (and I wish I couldn’t) a friend ruefully commenting that his fiancée had told him, “It might be the longest I’ve seen, but it certainly isn’t the thickest.” Possibly my first experience of humble bragging.

But as you should know, it’s girth and not length which counts...

What about the concertina effect?

What was it the adverts used to say, “Ribbed for extra pleasure”?

Possibly it was you Tom Lehrer had in mind ...

what a dirty old man!

I am not that old.

Although in my student days, when I wore a rainmac, the semblance was frequently commented upon.

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Only on RMWeb would we (and particularly in the Castle Aching thread) find a stunning female form superseded by a reference to a Chimbley...................... as Dick Van Dyke would say......!!!

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It’s disgusting, isn’t it?

I mean, noticing something of architectural interest in the background.

Anyone would think this was a thread about something serious.

 

Next thing we know, someone will mention model railways, and then where will we be?

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It’s disgusting, isn’t it?

I mean, noticing something of architectural interest in the background.

Anyone would think this was a thread about something serious.

 

Next thing we know, someone will mention model railways, and then where will we be?

Nowhere  :sungum:

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Perhaps the lady is a strumpet. I think it must be a magic trumpet to have removed any vehicles or people. Ah it is a film of the book J K Rowling never wrote Harry Potter and the Magic Trumpet in which Hermione goes over to the dark side seduced by a magic trumpet. 

 

Don

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It’s disgusting, isn’t it?

I mean, noticing something of architectural interest in the background.

Anyone would think this was a thread about something serious.

 

Next thing we know, someone will mention model railways, and then where will we be?

 

Hang about - that is a picture of a model you know.

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