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It's Cracker Time!


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The time is upon us to appreciate the skillful way in which the wordsmiths of the great cracker making consortiums of the world entertain us with their use of the English language. I'll start off with the first batch of witticisms I have seen this Festive Season. 

 

( Disclaimer: This thread is for those jokes which are so corny they shouldn't even be posted in the regular jokes thread.)

 

What carol is heard in the desert?

O Camel Ye Faithful

 

What do you call a man with a pole in his leg?

Rodney 

 

What goes up and never comes down?

Your Age

 

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

 

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

 

What do you give a person who has everything?

Antibiotics

 

Merry Christmas to everyone.

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I managed to get all the usual groans and eye rolling when I asked if anyone wanted to pull my cracker. My darling little niece (16) then broke up the entire family group by saying it probably would not be worth pulling anyway!  

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