Devo63 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 The time is upon us to appreciate the skillful way in which the wordsmiths of the great cracker making consortiums of the world entertain us with their use of the English language. I'll start off with the first batch of witticisms I have seen this Festive Season. ( Disclaimer: This thread is for those jokes which are so corny they shouldn't even be posted in the regular jokes thread.) What carol is heard in the desert? O Camel Ye Faithful What do you call a man with a pole in his leg? Rodney What goes up and never comes down? Your Age Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet What do you give a person who has everything? Antibiotics Merry Christmas to everyone. 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Gold Kingzance Posted December 21, 2019 RMweb Gold Share Posted December 21, 2019 You're clearly pulling yours before us Dave! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devo63 Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 I managed to get all the usual groans and eye rolling when I asked if anyone wanted to pull my cracker. My darling little niece (16) then broke up the entire family group by saying it probably would not be worth pulling anyway! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMweb Premium kevinlms Posted December 21, 2019 RMweb Premium Share Posted December 21, 2019 How do you make a thin cat look round? Call it from behind! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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