I'm a non-reading touch typist

[34theletterbetweenB&D]

My dear mother tried so hard to persuade me of the value of touch typing but it was only when the WIMPS computer appeared, (precursors to the present PC) that I sort of acquired the art. But faultily, so that I have not yet learned to fully pay attention to my rtows iyroyr, ainwrunwa qurg NYAUBF EWAYKRM krgiyfg ubxinoegauvkw,

[eastwestdivide]

A lot of keyboards have a raised pip on the "home" keys of F and J to help the touch typist locate their fingers. 

Hope that helps (or Nl;d gnzg nd.;x shifted down a row)

[34theletterbetweenB&D]

It should, but the banana tips just are not that sensitive...

[Belsay Lad]

One of the practical jokes where I work is to swap around a few of the key tops on peoples keyboards when they are on a break etc. It doesn't half catch out the 'touch typists' who don't dother to check on the screen ehat theu are ytping...

[Fat Controller]

One of the practical jokes where I work is to swap around a few of the key tops on peoples keyboards when they are on a break etc. It doesn't half catch out the 'touch typists' who don't dother to check on the screen ehat theu are ytping...

We have a selection of keyboards; some QUERTY, some AZERTY and yet others where the keys are formatted for the 'other' language. I've often see people close to tears when the machines just spat out the third, 'mis-typed' version of their password, and Information Services aren't due to be on site for another three hours...Fortunately, my user name enables me to see what the keyboard's formatted for, but others aren't so lucky.