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To improve network efficiency and economy, DfT has issued a directive that all DMUs manufactured after 2018 must be equipped with traction tyres on one wheel of all driven axles.

 

NR spokesman Avril Fuelly has released the following statement:

 

"NR is delighted that DfT has finally adopted our recommendation. All this rail head treatment malarkey is costing us a blinking fortune. It's high time the operators got their act together and figured out how to make their trains go!"

Will train drivers be issued with a large tube of 'Bullfrog Snot', for if the traction tyre comes loose, whilst out on the road?

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