Look will you stop trying to get us to play the sympathy card.
When it all boils down, it's your own fault. You put your hoof/trotter/? - what precisely do hippos walk on, somewhere it shouldn't have been and your now paying the price.
So suck it up and be a big hippo.
Yours from Manutopea, still without a shed.
P.s - and no Hippos don't walk on water before you suggest it.