Matthelm
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I'm walking backwards for Christmas
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Man who attacked Murdock with custard pie referred to Clown Prosecution Service
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wonders if there'll be anyone left running the Met Police if everyone keeps resigning :-(
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wonders if he could change his name to 'halfwit seven'?
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Saw a weasel tonight in the middle of Buxton.
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Feels quite headed having just put £74.98 worth of diesel in his car! I might need to sit down for a bit!
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Has just seen Dave Lee Travis declare on Channel 4 News that he is planning to take over the world. Erk
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is pondering the best way to get back into the marital bed after 4 days sleeping on the sofa for breaking wind on the wife.
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What sort of name is 'halfwit' anyway?
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when will this forum stop getting more complicated!!!
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it's wet outside and i have a feeling i left my watch on the patio around the watering can spout (as one does) - this will be a test of Seconda's waterproofing!
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Just realised that we've been out climbing 11 times so far this year, thats 10 more times than last year!
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is racking his brains trying to think of a comedian who is actually funny.
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can't understand how the lawn has grown like Topsy since it was cut last week, despite the fact there's been no rain at all :-O
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watche the rain start. over the beach barbecues
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is rather chuffed that two of his Rustons feature in the 'Show & Tell' section of the latest Model Rail.
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listening to phil collins, trying not to cry
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shall be making fridge cake and muffins this afternoon.
