ginger j

away to 1989

All You Had To Do Was Stay - Taylor Swift

Return of the (Correctly Spelled) Puns! I love Starbucks' frappuccinos. The trouble is, it mochas me fat. ---- A conversation went as following: Person A: I just electrocuted myself Person B: How shocking. How do you currently feel? A: I'm kind of amped B: Watt sorry I can't hear you A: I said it hertz a lot ----- The council has released plans for a new Wind Farm renewable energy plant outside the town. I'm a huge fan. ----- Batman hosted the 6pm BBC News Weather bulletin as part of a charity event. The forecast was for a dark knight ----- Italian rail firms have just announced that as part of the nation's revamp of the railways, all trains will now run on thyme

said Cookie Monster

How You Get The Girl - Taylor Swift

but we... are never, ever, ever getting back together

and I remember thinking

It's Puns o'clock with Harry Potter now! A new book has just been released by J.K Rowling, titled 'Harry Potter and the Tearable Puns'. The book contains 300 pages of puns on perforated paper, so they can be removed from the book and placed wherever you want. ----- A new chocolate bar has been released recently to coincide with the latest potter movie. It has been named the 'BellaTwix' ----- Harry Potter had a hangover after one too many pints down at the pub. Unable to move from his bed to make a coffee, he reached for his wand. Waving it, he recited "expresso patronum ----- The most popular wizarding band, the Four Muggles, has just employed a new drum player. His name? Albus Drumbledore ----- Hermione Granger announced she was off to bed. Malfoy, ever the opportunist. sneakily asked "can I slytherin?" ----- What class of wizard is ground soil? A Mudblood! ----- Professor Snape told Dumbledore some bad news. Dumbledore asked Snape, "are you serious?". Snape replied "no, I'm Severus" Sorting Hat, Invisibility Cloak, door!

A note to all aspiring weather forcasters: Don't attempt to catch fog. I tried, but I mist

with hangover headaches

from Azerbaijan, where

in Boston, MA

somewhere back inside a room

but yet everywhere

sounds most unpleasant

not new camel?

and that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

a pink fedora

but this time; I'm telling you, I'm telling you

with Captain Mainwaring

but if this was a movie you'd be here by now

emitting wonderful scents

I must confess that - as a major Taylor Swift fan - I have listened to her latest single "Shake It Off" at least once every day since it was released on August 18th (and that is no exaggeration!). But right now? Its my favourite song of all time (well, until her 1989 album is released.....) "Sparks Fly". Followed by the rest of her Speak Now album. Followed by the Red album. Followed by the Fearless album. If there is time. And this is repeated nearly every night......what am I doing with my life right now? ......oh, wait, I know. Playing very good music. GJ

The Best Day - Taylor Swift