I go off to the Isle of Skye for a few days to ensure the New Year is celebrated in traditional style (where broadband is lamentably slow and the local Vodafone mast fails with monotonous regularity) and I return to find that what Auberon Waugh described as the "chattering classes" or is it what Nigel Lawson called "City Scribblers" have been teasing readers about our nascent Edinburgh Princes Street to Dundee West end to end DCC T gauge layout to be built on a revolutionary concentric concept. (Do not be misled, dear readers, by deceitful mention of other broad or narrow gauges)
For info, this approach will allow full reproduction of the Glenfarg tunnels and bridges, Perth General station in its entirety (other than the goods relief lines to the north) and Perth (south) shed (to hold all the Duchesses) but the Forth Bridge has had to be sacrificed due to no-one within the membership having small enough fingers or good enough eyesight to build it to any reasonable standard at 1:450. One bit of strategically placed water will serve as all of the Forth, the Tay and Loch Leven. Loch Leven castle will be sound-chipped for lapping water, creaking rowlocks and hushed voices for a re-enactment of Mary Queen of Scots (the actual lady, not 37401) escape therefrom. Other novelty features will include a tempting whiff of fish and chips from the chippie on St Leonards bridge above Perth Station and period music from a waiting passenger's transistor radio at Cowdenbeath.
I see the use of pasting tables to pass as base-boards has already been rumbled but I'm surprised no-one has yet twigged the use of a poor cardboard cut-out of Mr Franks ..... or is it a cardboard cut-out of poor Mr Franks.