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  1. 69843

    "Money / Get back / I'm all right, Jack / Keep your hands off my stack. New car / Caviar / Four-star daydream / Think I'll buy me a football team."

    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      And in the end you'll pack up and fly down south,

      Hide your head in the sand,

      Just another sad old man,

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  2. beast66606

    Do you recall the thrill of it all as we walked along the sea front Then on the sand we heard a brass band that played the Diddelly-Bump-Terrara (inspired by University challenge)

    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      You seem to like blowing yours!

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  3. Red Bull

    How effective are ASBOs?

    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      It ain't me gov, honest it ain't, but somebody I know.

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  4. beast66606

    I was walking down the street one night When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light Her way of life may be nothing to hide With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide

    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me and charged with smashing this woman's window. Before I sentence you, what have you got to say in your defence?

  5. Salopian

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    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      It freezes over?

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  6. Captain Kernow

    is currently doing 'market research' for the Taunton Members Day....

    1. Red Bull

      Red Bull

      "it was full of meat" - Neigh, that bodes not well.

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