As i walk through the valley where i harvist my grain, i take a look at my wife and realise shes very plain, but thats just perfect for a guy like me, because i shun fancy things like electrisity.
A child kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him as I turned the cheek. I don't care in fact I wish him well, for I'll be laughing my head off when he is burning in hell!
