Well darling's if we are going all colour co-ordinated remember that Coco Channel said you could'nt beat a little black number so lets go
BLACKFRIARS
from hermes currently modeling a pair of grubby jeans with fashionable rips and a shirt with a nice egg and beer stain patten.
Let's head south again
WINSLOW ROAD
It cost me 2/6d to get from Brill to here so can we get back to the Oyster card zone so l can use my Womble pass please!
Well it appears that a double stradle just wont cut it these days so a Tsukahana followed by a Yurchenco Loop brings me to
REGENTS PARK
I now need to find my truss and lay down for a couple of hours.
Arh, but the gates to the District line are closed due to overcrowding on the platform so bac on the Vic line to sweet
VAUXHALL
(Dont forget your ear plugs as the "rail roar" on this bit of line is above HSE limits for a building site !)
I have recived another letter from Mrs Trellis in North Wales.
Dear Dec
I hope that nice Erine Wise is better soon and rejoins the show.
In the mean time try
BOSTON MANOR
If you play a recording of "Clue" backwards it says worship at the feet of Vince Cable.
Anyway the New Wickens idiot guide to spells and potions leads me to
HEADSTONE LANE
Back to good old fashion bare knuckle Mornington Crescent. Teeth out, gum shield in and dont tell your Mum.
Seconds away
ICKENHAM
l could have been a contender Louis
That naughty Y again so free to use what l like under the Titchmarsh ruleing of 2015.
So where l shall be on Saturday trying not to spend my money
ALEXANDRA PALACE