Liam

Who did you enjoy today?

"Microsoft" technical support?

Your ISP phoning to say that your internet connection will be discontinued within 24 hours?

or?

The car accident people. I said to the first person yes I did have a car accident. I was put through to ‘Steven’ and after severely irritating him by firstly making out I couldn’t hear and then saying “I know all that, mate!” I told him that the accident occurred when a cow escaped from a field, ran into the front of my car and smashed the windscreen. “Ok, bye!” *beep beep beep* 

Sounds like that one finally decided to get a moo-ve on.

Seriously though, I'm sure the vast majority of people hate those scammers with a vengeance.