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exmoordave

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  1. Massive congratulations to Hugh Zapritti Boyden for being voted Chairman of the Budgerigar Appreciation Society.........
  2. "Let's Get Together" - HAYLEY MILLS
  3. "Lady Willpower" - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
  4. "(It's a) Young World" - RICK NELSON
  5. I used olive oil for sex once and now Popeye won't talk to me........
  6. "My One Desire" - RICKY NELSON
  7. A man is on trial for stealing a guitar collection. The judge says "First offender?" "No your honour" he says. "First a Gibson, then a Fender......."
  8. I've just come back from The National Housebuilding Championships. I made it through to the semis..........
  9. "I'm Walkin'" - FATS DOMINO & RICKY NELSON
  10. I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore.....
  11. "California" - RICK NELSON & THE STONE CANYON BAND
  12. "Pretty Little Angel Eyes" - CURTIS LEE (ORIGINAL) + SHOWADDYWADDY
  13. "It's Getting Better" - MAMA CASS
  14. Now back to the jokes...... Just got fired from my job as a set designer........... I left without making a scene.....
  15. "Little Town Flirt" - DEL SHANNON
  16. "Goin' Back" - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
  17. "Brand New Combine Harvester" - THE WURZELS
  18. "Way Down Yonder in New Orleans" - FREDDIE CANNON
  19. I wish Santa would publish his naughty list. What a great way to meet people.....
  20. "When You Walk in the Room" - THE SEARCHERS/JACKIE DE SHANNON + OTHERS
  21. Elton John has been pretty down ever since his E-reader was swept up by a tornado..... yes that's right - it was a kindle in the wind.........
  22. "Gone, Gone, Gone" - THE EVERLY BROTHERS
  23. "One Night Stand" - RICK NELSON & THE STONE CANYON BAND
  24. I tried to log on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of wine........
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