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sem34090

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  1. I need to replace my whistle.

  2. Eating out the wife makes is a rare treat these days

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      sem34090

      I'm curious as to how one would eat out ones wife and try and claim one isn't a cannibal.

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  3. I feel so unsure as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.

    1. sem34090

      sem34090

      Well, y'see, as the music dies, something i your eyes calls to mind a silver screen.

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  4. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!

  5. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing!

  6. Hush... Here comes a whizzbang...

  7. Told the wife I was off upstairs to lubricate my shunter. Still not sure what the expression she gave me means...

  8. Hush... Here comes a whizzbang...

  9. saw some great tits on my walk into work this morning

  10. Marmite flavoured Brussels Sprouts. Anyone?

  11. Micro-aggression! I ask ya?

  12. Told the wife I was off upstairs to lubricate my shunter. Still not sure what the expression she gave me means...

  13. Be afraid, be very afraid. Singing parcels are coming to get you ...

  14. Pa mor wirion yw'r cyfieithydd hwn?

    1. sem34090

      sem34090

      Pam ddylwn i gadw'n dawel? Fi yw'r OP gwaedlyd o'r diweddariad statws gwaedlyd hwn - ewch yn ôl at eich defaid i lawr y lofa! :P

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  15. Just 'enjoyed' 1S11 - 40 Minutes down at Worthing. Much fun to be had by all as the train was talked past each signal between Lynminster and Goring-by-Sea. Well done to the RMwebber guard (Mr Upton!) for taking the time to update us all!

  16. On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

  17. On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

  18. On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

  19. On the slow train to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe...

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      sem34090

      Bloody convoluted route this train's taking!

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  20. When I came home on a Monday night, as drunk as drunk can be...

  21. When I came home on a Monday night, as drunk as drunk can be...

  22. You're a Lady - I'm a fool.

  23. Oh Mista Porter, wha' shall I do - I wants ter go ter Bermin'am an' they're a-takin' me off ter Crewe,,,

  24. Oh Mista Porter, wha' shall I do - I wants ter go ter Bermin'am an' they're a-takin' me off ter Crewe,,,

  25. Oh Mista Porter, wha' shall I do - I wants ter go ter Bermin'am an' they're a-takin' me off ter Crewe,,,

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