Dear neighbour, Why do your kids have to whinge and moan so much when they're playing in the garden? And if they scream so much when there's no need who's going to notice when they're in danger?
Our garden is too big/small, hot/cold, the plants are in the way/too small to hide behind, the grass is too long/short and the sun is too bright/its raining.
As for screaming - well at least I know where they are without actually getting of my arse to look for them.