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What I have never understood - why do most manufacturers charge you for their own catalogue? I get the printing costs, but still, it seems odd to me...

Has a pigeon outside his modelling room window cooing the opening sequence to Frank Sinatra's New York!! :@

I've got a brand new combine harvester...

Polystyrene hot wired

I've got a brand new combine harvester...

"Bear with me," said the zookeeper, exasperated after a long shift.

Just finished painting a welsh woman

"The sum of the square roots of an Isosceles triangle is equal to the sum of the remaining side"

Does a carpenter speak plane English?

My Prediction: 1,000,000 posts by Friday Teatime

..is flying back to Lyon this morning as I have a date with several very fine restaurants..

"Money / Get back / I'm all right, Jack / Keep your hands off my stack. New car / Caviar / Four-star daydream / Think I'll buy me a football team."

Anyone else lose a whole bunch of Posts (incl. New Thread) this morning?

thinks that Horses meat found to be in Tesco Burgers is quite unpleasent

'Whatever you do, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.'

Who gets the job? Of pushing the knob.

whoever invented the cup of tea I salute you

Fireflash lift port wing, lift port wing!

Nadolig Llawen/Merry Christmas!

Slightly more relevant than the Mayan calander running out of numbers, the Winter Solstice has just passed, (at 11:12 GMT) it is now officially Yule, the Holly King is vanquished and the Oak King is reborn. Light begins to return to the northern hemisphere. The party starts here!!

Curses the person who thought putting glitter on Christmas cards was a good idea!

Anyone want to swap rolls this afternoon? Years 5 & 6 xmas party! HELP MEEEE!

'You call that a knife? THATS a knife.'

What on my mind? 12.12.12

S&Canning some photos - can you guess where of ?