The old chap across the road bought some large bags of something from Tesco and it killed his lawn. When I asked what it was he said he didnt know but that he couldnt complain at the price!
He jumped on his bike then excellerated like a man possessed….I found out it was electric but how many folk are still up for new tricks at 96…? Then he bought a car but sold it because it had no grease nipples…