NGT6 1315

That quote is worth 300 Quatloos

Spicey.

Too many worms!!!

You'd better self-isolate then.....

Yes, but I don't want to talk about it....

El Evator

He couldn't see straight.

Whatever happened to that bloke who sold ice creams, El Dorado?

Smegmamitosis.

Slartibartfast

Epiglottis

Piet Mondriaan

Run away!

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Its a pity that instruction manuals nowadays aren't so precise...

Excellent memory of the Holy Hand Grenade there!

Ahhh...

I thought you meant Oreogeny - the science of making Oreo biscuits....

A suitable description of my morning so far.

This is an Owl!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barred_owl

See the Owl hoot!

Hoot Owl, Hoot!