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  1. So, having spent 10 minutes untangling my arm from my hair, I can kinda agree with peoples suggestions that I need a hair cut...

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      SWT442

      Got to spend a fortune on sun cream though if I go bald! Think I'll keep the hair, keeps the Sun and rain off!

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  2. So, having spent 10 minutes untangling my arm from my hair, I can kinda agree with peoples suggestions that I need a hair cut...

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      SWT442

      I think the razor might be a bit overwhelmed. A hedge trimmer might be more appropriate.

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  3. Car manufacturers baffle me. I own a Citroen with a Peugeot engine, while the guy at the auto shop owns a Peugeot with a Citroen engine...

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      SWT442

      To add to all this, my Chrysler has a Mercedes engine. It's never easy!

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  4. Goodbye NHS, it's been an intresting 7 years. Somewhat nervous and excited to be stepping foot into the real world!

  5. Release the Kraken!

  6. Working until 10pm Christmas Eve and then on-call Christmas Day to Boxing Day. Merry bloody Christmas everyone...

  7. Got a job interview with Freightliner next week. Fingers crossed!

  8. Got a job interview with Freightliner next week. Fingers crossed!

    1. SWT442

      SWT442

      Thanks mate! The position is "Technician Grade A",basically be responsible for carrying out maintenance on the companies diesel locos.

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  9. Asked the girl I worked with if she'd fancy going on a date. I got 5 excuses but not a no, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

    1. SWT442

      SWT442

      Ah well, maybe there'll be a bit more success next time. I look forward to the mockery I'll get when back at work Wednesday!

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  10. Asked the girl I worked with if she'd fancy going on a date. I got 5 excuses but not a no, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

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      SWT442

      Haha, I doubt there's a chance! Oh, the excuses ranged from "I don't plan that far ahead" to "I want to concentrate on my studies"...

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  11. Anyone else's parents cars got Saharan sand ALL OVER it?

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      SWT442

      Yep, my motors covered in it! Glad I didn't clean it this morning.

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  12. has attained 75.4mpg :-)

  13. Just not enjoying work anymore. Sad really that I can't wait to hand my notice in when a year ago it was all so different.

  14. Spent 4 days up North and saw 66109 every single day... Barnetby continuously on coal, Stainforth on oil & Stenson Jn on steel. 250 of the damn things and I see the same one!

  15. We were told in a team brief to "Smile and look happy". I always thought NHS stood for No Happy Staff?

  16. Had a close one tonight! Black Horse with no reflective collar stood in the road during thick fog. Glad I was doing 10 under the limit, otherwise I'd have hit it!

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      SWT442

      Can't say I got a good look, the screech of tyres scared it off!

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  17. Went out for a tug, it came.

  18. SwiftCover: "best value insurance provider". Really? Explain why my car insurance just doubled.

  19. Almond Milk? Just because you got White stuff from nuts, doesn't mean it's milk.

  20. Almond Milk? Just because you got White stuff from nuts, doesn't mean it's milk.

  21. Wonders if Windows Movie Maker was designed to work.

  22. Wonders if Windows Movie Maker was designed to work.

  23. Damn One Stop, ID'd me for a Lottery ticket. I'm 21!

  24. Damn One Stop, ID'd me for a Lottery ticket. I'm 21!

  25. ######, that's me had for speeding!

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